Drug User Comedy Cross Stitch PDF
You know why you have a problem with guests using cocaine in your bathroom? They don’t know any better. You have to be clear with these illegal drug users. Coke users are good at…
Author: Shane McLendon
Top 5 Foolish Tweets of the Week
Here we go again folks. Twitter is an endless source of foolishness, idiocy, and on occasion, some clever humor. I have combed the Twittervese for the 5 most foolish tweets of the week. This...
7-IN-1 Camping Tool: Kill a Moose or Just Relax
OK, you’ve made the decision to leave a perfectly comfortable home to enjoy the “great outdoors.” Since it’s too late to talk you out of that insanity, we can offer a tool to help…
Adults Don’t Like Car Crashes Either Sticker
Baby on Board stickers are kind of silly. As if a maniac on the road is going to drive safer knowing a baby is in the car. Adults are pretty important too. Who is…
Top 5 Foolish Tweets of the Week
Twitter is a great place to go for tidbits of cool information from knowledgeable people. It’s also a gathering place for fools. You may think it impossible for someone to show amazing ignorance using...
Peacock Fiber Optic Light
No peacocks were injured in the making of this awesome fiber optic lamp. Peahens were unharmed as well. We created this thing with fibers and optics…no animal parts. Actually we don’t know how this…
Stainless Steel her heart. His & Hers Puzzle Pieces Pendants
“You complete me,” one of the most amazing words in any film. That Jerry Maguire was something. Even though he had his lady at “hello,” his words were touching. This set of pendant puzzle…
Enough with the Boring Jewelry! Check this Exquisite Heart Ring Shape Crystal Rhinestone Pendant
The problem with jewelry? Not enough of it…well yes, but also there are too many pieces out there that simply suck the excitement out of getting a nice gift. So many pieces are boring…
Stamp Out Inconsiderate Men! Toilet Seat Sticker Reminder.
Yes men are that juvenile to need a sticker on the toilet seat so they won’t leave it up when they exit the bathroom. We thought about a device to give guys an electric…
Vintage Red Bird Cardinal Collectible: Non Pooping Bird
Birds are a thing of beauty to enjoy watching from a window. Setting up bird feeders so you can see them in all their winged glory is super relaxing. However, there is the poop…
More Monkey Business! A Slingshot Monkey
What’s more fun than a barrel of monkeys? Well anything really. A barrel of monkeys would be a mess. They would likely suffocate and dead monkeys do stink. A slingshot monkey on the other…
We Must Protect Ourselves! Lipstick Pepper Spray
Cops would love to stop all violent crimes. They just can’t be everywhere at all times. Gotta protect ourselves when the time comes. This pepper spray disguised as lipstick is perfect for ladies in…
Paranoid? Grab These Rear View Sunglasses
We have all had the feeling of someone sneaking up behind us. Pretty creepy no doubt. With these rear view sunglasses you will see em coming. These cool little glasses turn you into a…
Bulletproof Your Party with Handgun Ice Tray
No party is complete without ice. No I don’t mean meth. We’re talking about ice for drinks people! Square ice is fine…it’s just so, well square. You need to step up your frozen H2O…
Jaw Dropping Marquise Cut Teardrop Wedding Earrings
Earrings perfect for any elegant occasion, even weddings. For the money you could only find a better price if you are a shoplifter. Don’t be a shoplifter, have some class! Perfect earrings that anyone…
Edgy Leather Bat Hair Bow
Need a hair accessory for Halloween or maybe you want to run around town like a certain dark knight? This cool little hair bow is perfectly shaped for a bat theme. Maybe you live…
Collapsible Stainless Steel Shot Glass Key Ring. Survive till 5 o’clock anywhere
Don’t get the wrong idea about this collapsible shot glass that folds up to fit in your pocket. It’s not just for true drunks. It’s for camping, hiking, and tailgating. You never know when…
Litecubes® for Parties on the Rocks
Know what your party is missing? No, not strippers. Ice cubes that light up! That’s the missing link between the start of a party and the start of THE PARTY. These LED freezable cubes…
