Shark Fin Ice Tray: Not for the Shark Weak
If you get panic attacks from Shark Week, then this ice tray is not for you. Shark fin ice cubes from this tray will be too much for you weak folks. This item is…
Category: Home/Office
Stop & Smell the Roses Soap!
Who has time to grow their own roses? And where are all the thoughtful men bringing home roses each week? Best get this soap if you ever hope to smell roses again. It would…
LEGO Ice Cube Tray: Safer to Step On
These LEGO Minifigures ice trays will make cool LEGO characters that will last just as long as the plastic pieces….as long as they remain below 32 degrees. They look neat and you can’t gash …
Drug User Comedy Cross Stitch PDF
You know why you have a problem with guests using cocaine in your bathroom? They don’t know any better. You have to be clear with these illegal drug users. Coke users are good at…
Guitar Hanger for Organized Rockers
Very nice guitar hanger to protect your musical instruments. Who leaves their guitar just lying around on the floor? Idiots and Heroin addicts, that’s who. For under $5 you can get this wall mount…
Peacock Fiber Optic Light
No peacocks were injured in the making of this awesome fiber optic lamp. Peahens were unharmed as well. We created this thing with fibers and optics…no animal parts. Actually we don’t know how this…
Stamp Out Inconsiderate Men! Toilet Seat Sticker Reminder.
Yes men are that juvenile to need a sticker on the toilet seat so they won’t leave it up when they exit the bathroom. We thought about a device to give guys an electric…
Vintage Red Bird Cardinal Collectible: Non Pooping Bird
Birds are a thing of beauty to enjoy watching from a window. Setting up bird feeders so you can see them in all their winged glory is super relaxing. However, there is the poop…
Take Note! Kiwi Fruit Shaped Post-it Notes
Clearly we are all too busy. Little reminders in the form of a sticky note often get overlooked as we rush through our days. What we need is a note that grabs our attention…
Bulletproof Your Party with Handgun Ice Tray
No party is complete without ice. No I don’t mean meth. We’re talking about ice for drinks people! Square ice is fine…it’s just so, well square. You need to step up your frozen H2O…